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Uh, I’m long-winded- that’s probably the first thing you should know before you go on and also if run-on sentences are a problem for you then I would just go ahead and click the little x thingy on your browser or go google Lindsay Lohan or something…
Random facts in absolutely no particular order!:
I am 29 plus four years old.
I am married to a man with the kindest heart. And he loves me. I know! I don’t get it either.
I love punctuation but can’t- use. it; correctly: to, save my? life./
I particularly love !!!! and (blah blah) which have the real world equivalent of circus freaks and hookers.
I was more surprised than anyone when I fell in love with my kids. Motherhood has been a bone-crushingly beautiful reality that I am so thankful for.
It is also really really hard.
I have 2 cats, Monkey Jane (7/02) and Fawkesy Rou (6/03). I got them a year apart thinking they could snuggle up together when they slept and I could take lots of disgustingly cute pictures. Naturally, they hate each other. The only time they get within spitting distance is to do that rapid fire bat each other on the head thing (and, um- actual spitting).
We also have a dog, Luna Mae (4/04). She has bat ears and is smart and dumb at the same time. Maybe mostly dumb- but she fetches like nobody’s bidness.
I can’t cook, but I CAN turn into a giant asshole if I haven’t eaten in over 4 hours. Talent!
I love movies and books but am overly affected by them so I have to be careful of what I watch/read.
A warm bath with a book, olives and wine is my favorite way to relax.
Ignorance and irresponsibility are my two least favorite characteristics of humanity.
My tongue up and dies in my mouth in unfamiliar social situations. Thankfully alcohol can reanimate it.
I think Lost is the best show ever in the history of television. We’re on our third go round of re-watching the series because we’re super cool. {Just so we’re clear, here cool doesn’t actually equal cool, here cool equals how many times you’ve viewed Lost in its entirety.}
I heart musicals.
I have 4 tattoos. Two of which are in elvish. Yep- ELVISH. I dare you to beat our LOTR geekery.
Hmmmm…what else…I’m nearsighted. Like in a blind sort of way.
Slow people/things make me very very angry. Guess which famous virtue the fairy godmothers forgot to bestow upon me? HURRY UP AND GUESS, DUMMY!
I haven’t dyed my hair since right before my wedding. He is under legal obligation to love my boring brown hair.
I’m happiest after 2 glasses of wine. If there’s something that can give me that feeling all the time someone please e-mail me.
I’m scared to make phone calls. I even make my husband RSVP to showers and make my lady business doctor appointments. This is not his favorite part of being married to me, but he takes it like a man. That is to say, with his head hung in shame.
I’m claustrophobic and will claw your eyes out if we ever get stuck in a confined cave of some kind together. Just a heads up to probably not go spelunking with me.
I have terrible math anxiety and even though my GPA was above a 3.5 I almost didn’t graduate college because after barely passing 2 remedial math courses I struggled to pass the basic math credit my very last semester. That was the happiest D I ever received.
So I know that this is the most boring looking blog in the history of blogs but you know how some parents get their kid a hamster before they’ll commit to a puppy to see if the kid can keep it alive? Well, this is my hamster blog. Bill doesn’t want to create and design me my own site if I’m just gonna forget to clean out it’s cage or feed the damn thing. So be patient- it will get prettier or, you know, die from filth and malnutrition. UPDATE: So long hamster blog! I’ve been upgraded to a Puppy Blog as of August 2010. Let’s hope I can train it better than Luna or we’re all in a lot of trouble.
Thanks for reading! If you’re desperate for more (or more likely really bored) click the little Down The Rabbit Hole tabbity- tab up there for links to my introspective (HA!) (HAHAHA!) posts.
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